teamcoco:

From last night’s #CONAN monologue. #NFL (at CONAN)

teamcoco:

From last night’s #CONAN monologue. #NFL (at CONAN)

improvisingfatherhood:

Some days you feel like fighting crime.

Some days you feel like wearing a dress.

Some days you feel like fighting crime in a dress.

best-of-imgur:

I added Joe Biden to the Obama gif created earlier. Enjoy!http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

I added Joe Biden to the Obama gif created earlier. Enjoy!
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

theheftyhideaway:

Just an fyi…

(Source: jessica-capshaw, via emilyheller)

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

(via sporkblog)

aboveaverage:

Ever wonder why Stefon always had his hands to his face on SNL? Bill Hader explained to latenightseth. Watch here. 

I learned something new from this! I knew the concept, but had never heard the term “Hat on a hat” which basically means a sketch that has something funny on top of something funny (which usually doesn’t work).

aboveaverage:

Ever wonder why Stefon always had his hands to his face on SNL? Bill Hader explained to latenightseth. Watch here. 

I learned something new from this! I knew the concept, but had never heard the term “Hat on a hat” which basically means a sketch that has something funny on top of something funny (which usually doesn’t work).

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

When I die, my life is going to flash before my eyes and it’s mostly going to be me sitting on a toilet looking at my phone.

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

(via butterearsgaptooth)

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia, via laughterkey)

thedaddycomplex:

GPOY

"Hello, this is Monday calling just wanted to -"

thedaddycomplex:

GPOY

"Hello, this is Monday calling just wanted to -"

(Source: giphy)

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?

forsakenrandomness:

John Wick trailer

I’m so happy when I see Keanu Reeves in a movie

I drink so much Mt Dew my iPhone auto corrects my smiley faces to a toothless grin.