doubleentandre:

Both my father and brother are in the Military so sometimes I wear their sweatshirts and tell people I’m in the early stages of the Captain America program.

I made breakfast, if you eat that sort of thing.

doubleentandre:

Both my father and brother are in the Military so sometimes I wear their sweatshirts and tell people I’m in the early stages of the Captain America program.

I made breakfast, if you eat that sort of thing.


“I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

(Source: itsbrooklyn99, via doubleentandre)

paulftompkins:

CAKE BOSS STARES AT YOU FOR AN HOUR

(via doubleentandre)

best-of-imgur:

I’m not racisthttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

bestnatesmithever:

I don’t not like double negatives.

Double positives are do do.

improvisingfatherhood:

"If he tries to hit my penis I’ll do this."

My kid’s got it all figured it out. 

improvisingfatherhood:

"If he tries to hit my penis I’ll do this."

My kid’s got it all figured it out. 

bestnatesmithever:

Dashprov episode 1 starts night!

What tags should we discuss tonight?

bestnatesmithever:

Dashprov episode 1 starts night!

What tags should we discuss tonight?

I don’t not like double negatives.

e-mprov:

KROMPF - Louisiana Dialect

In a special birthday show for Amey Goerlich, the cast goes to Louisiana and has a hard time understanding each other. Featuring Joe Wengert, Neil Casey, and Ryan Karels.

laughterkey:

bestnatesmithever:

Here’s the Google Event for tonight’s show.

What tag should we discuss tonight?

Is the robot dicks tag still a thing?

If it is, we’ll be sure to discuss it.

Here’s the Google Event for tonight’s show.

What tag should we discuss tonight?

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 29, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 29, 2014

Part 1 / Part 2 ]

adagioformaves:

8-Bit ‘Friends’ by Antonia Heslop

(via katdebvan)