I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia, via laughterkey)

thedaddycomplex:

GPOY

"Hello, this is Monday calling just wanted to -"

thedaddycomplex:

GPOY

"Hello, this is Monday calling just wanted to -"

(Source: giphy)

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?

forsakenrandomness:

John Wick trailer

I’m so happy when I see Keanu Reeves in a movie

I drink so much Mt Dew my iPhone auto corrects my smiley faces to a toothless grin.

gutsanduppercuts:

"The Dead Lands" looks like it might be one of this years’ unsung gems. Maori tribes, hand fashioned weapons, brutality, cultural significance, what looks to me awesome cinematography…

I’m hoping it gets a solid release as it looks as though it has that “Apocalypto” aesthetic to it.

He quickly switches his phone to silent. “I wouldn’t want anyone in this bathroom to hear my notifications” he thinks as he farts non-stop.

theonion:

Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
theclearlydope:

G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! 
[via]

theclearlydope:

G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! 

[via]

(via laughterkey)

"Dad, can we go to the Zoo tomorrow?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"BECAUSE iOS 8 COMES OUT TOMORROW YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Tags: ios8 Apple

pleatedjeans:

via

(Source: lordofstar, via casualboners)

Make more goofy faces

smartgirlsattheparty:

huffingtonpostwomen:

Happy Birthday, Amy Poehler!

Thank you, huffingtonpostwomen

NASA Announcement Prediction: “We are happy to announce we will begin launching space flights…right up your butts America!” [Drops mic]

Tags: NASA