Let’s be honest, the Bible is really just fanfic.
So how are my Tumblr friends doing? It’s been quite a while since I talked to any of you. I graduate in just three weeks! And then hopefully I’ll be a little more active again.
The Kings of Summer
If you live in Portland, OR, and would like to see a pre-screening of The Kings of Summer, you can claim a free pass by using the info below!
Wednesday May 22, 7pm
GO HERE and print out a free pass. Use this code: IMPROV6NCX
The trailer makes it look great. Of course Nick Offerman and Alison Brie are awesome, but I’m also excited to see Craig Cackowski is in this. I got to perform with him once at the Curious Comedy Theater and he is really hilarious. That’s right, I drop names like Skrillex drops the bass.
Anyway, if you’re in Portland and end up going to this, I might see you there!
I just got back from this and it was fucking fantastic. 10/10 would bang. The movie. I’m saying I would have sex with the movie. How come nobody has hired me as a movie reviewer yet?
It’s been a while since it happened last, but I just received a full-force punch in the testicle by Wyatt.
I’ll be over here icing my nut.
Chandler and I play Ninja Turtles…constantly, and at least once a day I’ll grab both his swords and he’ll kick me in the nuts. I really gotta stop walking into that move.
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via butterearsgaptooth)
Johnny & Jason is one of Chandler’s favorite rock bands. They perform kids shows here in Portland, OR, and put on a great show. We even got them to perform at Chandler’s 3rd birthday.
They are coming out with a new album and I can’t wait to get it. They have a kickstarter campaign to help them fund it. Check it out and give them a buck or two!
Also, those puppets are awesome.
I’m going to reblog this here just because I want as many people as possible to see this. I love these guys and want their campaign to succeed.
- You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to.
- You say GIF, I say Ji-
- IT'S FUCKING GIF!!!!
"Why is everyone else in the world so fucking weird?"
— everyone in the world
Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August: Full Report
The Onion gives me feelings I’ve never felt for any other entity in my life.
Happy Graduation, Class of 2013
We’re proud of you all. The world is your oyster, go get ‘em!
LOL Nailed it!
Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my new movie, Don Jon! I’m so curious to hear what you think of it :o)
WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!And all you talented gif-makers running around on Tumblr, like I know you are, I’m looking forward to seeing what you make out of this…
Looks great!
