I will always have a place for the Ninja Turtles in my heart and in my butt.

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Being a Modern Dad

improvisingfatherhood:

This is what it means to be a modern dad. (don’t take this too seriously)

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How are you a modern dad/mom?

Anonymous said: comedy should be unapologetic. if a comedian with any edge were to apologize for any time they might have offended somebody, that would end up taking most of their time.

Comedy should be funny. Beyond that comedy can be anything it wants. 

I don’t care if my comedy is offensive or not. But one thing I never want to do with my comedy is hurt people’s feelings. If I make a joke about God and someone is offended that doesn’t bother me at all. But if I make a joke about somebody’s body and it hurts their feelings, that will keep me up at night.

There’s this notion that these days comedy needs to be “edgy” and “offensive” to have any real merit. This just isn’t true. Think of all the great comedians throughout the ages who have performed clean and wholesome comedy. Even today, there are great comedians like Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan who aren’t edgy or offensive at all. Gaffigan does 10 minutes of jokes about Hot Pockets for crying out loud.

Likewise, I just watched a clown perform a kids show and for 40 minutes he stood on stage and made everyone in the room, adults included, laugh their asses off. His bits were solid. There was nothing edgy or offensive about what he did. But it was hilarious. It was comedy.

When comedians say that comedy should be unapologetic, what they’re really saying is that they care more about their precious jokes than about the people in their audience. And that’s not the kind of comedian I want to be.

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sithisit:

truly inspirational

sithisit:

truly inspirational

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jenkirkman:

Larry King is a national g-damn treasure. 

That fireworks comment! My wife and I bicker about this every 4th of July. Until they start making fireworks that can form pictures of our Founding Fathers, I’ve seen all I need to see. And you know Larry King was alive for the first fireworks ever, so he knows what he’s talking about.

jenkirkman:

Larry King is a national g-damn treasure.

That fireworks comment! My wife and I bicker about this every 4th of July. Until they start making fireworks that can form pictures of our Founding Fathers, I’ve seen all I need to see. And you know Larry King was alive for the first fireworks ever, so he knows what he’s talking about.

orpheusundone:

bestnatesmithever:

What not to bring to a fight

Aye let me explain you a thing tho. My left arm stops at the wrist and if I punch you with it you’re gonna be instantly unhappy. By all means, bring your puny fists to my huh fight bitches

That’s awesome. I appreciate that. Also, I apologize if this was at all offensive. I’ve known a few people with missing limbs and they’ve always had really good senses of humor about it. It seems you do too and I think that’s amazing.

orpheusundone:

bestnatesmithever:

What not to bring to a fight

Aye let me explain you a thing tho. My left arm stops at the wrist and if I punch you with it you’re gonna be instantly unhappy. By all means, bring your puny fists to my huh fight bitches

That’s awesome. I appreciate that. Also, I apologize if this was at all offensive. I’ve known a few people with missing limbs and they’ve always had really good senses of humor about it. It seems you do too and I think that’s amazing.

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

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What not to bring to a fight

What not to bring to a fight

atencio:

Key & Peele - Quarterback Concussion

This was a tough one to shoot (you try asking actors to stand under a torrential downpour in the freezing cold for seven hours) but I love how it turned out. My DP Charles Papert did a fantastic job recreating the iconic look of Ridley Scott’s The Last Boy Scout, which is a favorite of mine. Fun fact, we shot this on the same day we shot the Obama Meet & Greet sketch from episode one. This sketch can be seen as part of our next episode, which airs Wednesday at 10:30p / 9:30c on Comedy Central.

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What’s your favorite song?

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

He’s my favorite Disney/Pixar character ever.

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

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