When she blew out her candles she wished for friends.
I made this 9 months ago and got 180 notes. tastefully offensive posted it yesterday , sourced 9gag and got over 4,000 notes. Thanks, internet.
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“Walking through my neighborhood, I passed a group of boys playing war and a group of girls playing school. Feminism is dead.”
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Oh, Christ.
Iron Batman. If Boone ever sees this, he will explode.
Ex. Plode.
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The Curious Comedy improvised musical ensemble - Pipes - is back! If you haven’t seen Pipes perform yet, then you have been missing out on one of Portland’s most amazing improvised shows. Inspired by a suggestion from the audience, this ensemble of seasoned improv professionals will create an entirely improvised musical comedy right before your very eyes - from the story to the lyrics to music - all made up on the spot just for you. Featuring Bri Pruett, Stacey Hallal, Jenn Hunter, Nathan Loveless, Katie Michels, Sam De Roest and Bill McKinley. Doors 7:30, Show at 8:00. $12 in advance, $15 at the door.
Hey all you Portland, OR, peeps. This show is amazing. You should go see it. Tomorrow night I will be in the opening improv set for this show. I can’t say enough about how amazing this show is.
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#onion #theonion volume one. (Taken with Instagram at Goodwill)
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Average Time Spent in Bathroom Throughout History
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Tom is on Tumblr! WOOOOOOO!
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