e-mprov:

Starting at 11:59pm EST the Curious Comedy Internet Players will perform a live improv show at E-MPROV.com.

Come watch!

What’s the last book you read?

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

image

watcha got there

(Source: awwww-cute, via twinfryz)

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus In Duck Hunt

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus In Duck Hunt

(via sofapizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s all the city planner’s fault. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s all the city planner’s fault. [x]

(via futureben)

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

I think the NSA has a website like this

(Source: kuoret, via goofballery)

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

Oh, so you’re saying my problem is common.

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via dutchster)

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via goofballery)

mandopony:

strongbad speaks the truth
always

mandopony:

strongbad speaks the truth

always

(Source: sweetputtincakes, via 8-bit-nicole)

"Let go, or be dragged."

— Zen proverb (via purplebuddhaproject)

(Source: urbanpriestess, via goofballery)

adamscottblog:

Adam Scott explains how to set up a blog

adamscottblog:

Adam Scott explains how to set up a blog

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

(Source: iraffiruse, via beardycoxmilkshakeman)

"How many people can be awake at the same time?"

— My 4yo just wrote the premise of the next JJ Abrams show (via improvisingfatherhood)