• Wife: I looked for plane flights and there aren't any flights that would let you stay for the Tuesday night banquet and then still let you get home for work on Wednesday.
  • Me: There aren't any at like 2am?
  • Wife: Nope.
  • Me: Can I just charter a plane?
  • Wife: .....
  • Me: BRUCE WAYNE DOESN'T HAVE THESE KIND OF PROBLEMS!
  • Bruce Wayne: Why don't you just go cry to your mom about it...because I can't.