Me vs Tumblr
Me = 30-year-old

The rest of Tumblr = 19-year-olds

Me = Full time job

The rest of Tumblr = Full time student

Me = Father

The rest of Tumblr = Daddy issues

Conclusion:
I’m too old for this shit

Wait…no. I refuse to believe that.

We’re not too old for this shit!
Me = creating original funny content everyday.

The rest of Tumblr = hopefully reblogging this.

Who’s coming with me?
