bethanysraindropsonroses-deacti said: So I host in a restaurant (Applebee's) and a customer came in the other day who looked SO MUCH LIKE YOU and I got all excited, but then I started talking to him. He told me he owned 430 walmarts. Hey, that's cool and all, but I was still disappointed it wasn't you. The only way he would have been as cool as you is if he gave me a bunch of free stuff.

Did he look like this?