collegehumor:

A Coincidental Close Encounter [Click to continue reading]

Very funny.

collegehumor:

A Coincidental Close Encounter [Click to continue reading]

Very funny.

albrightenup asked: If you could choose how the world ended, what would it be?

This is a great question! 

I think I’d want it to be really ironic. I think I’d want us to finally achieve peace on Earth. No wars anywhere. A whole day where not a single person was killed. And as the world came together to rejoice in our new found enlightened state of peace - 

BOOM!

Total annihilation.

Tags: aliens

improvisingfatherhood:

I took Chandler with me on a run today. I started running this week for the first time in years. I hate running for the sake of running. But the other day I was pushing Chandler in his stroller and said, “Hey, let’s go FAST!” and started running with him. After about two house lengths I said, “That’s enough.” 
I used to an athlete. The first half of my life was nothing but sports. I’m not ready to be someone who can’t run the length of two houses. But like I said, I hate running just for the sake of running or working out. So I am running to prepare myself for the following possible events:
1. Zombie Apocalypse
2. Alien Invasion
3. I become a major celebrity and adorning fans chase me everywhere I go.

improvisingfatherhood:

I took Chandler with me on a run today. I started running this week for the first time in years. I hate running for the sake of running. But the other day I was pushing Chandler in his stroller and said, “Hey, let’s go FAST!” and started running with him. After about two house lengths I said, “That’s enough.” 

I used to an athlete. The first half of my life was nothing but sports. I’m not ready to be someone who can’t run the length of two houses. But like I said, I hate running just for the sake of running or working out. So I am running to prepare myself for the following possible events:

1. Zombie Apocalypse

2. Alien Invasion

3. I become a major celebrity and adorning fans chase me everywhere I go.