officialcomedy:

Breaking Brad

(via awkward-elevator)

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Taken 3 Announced, Early Script Leaked

awkward-elevator:

Everyone agrees another sequel to Taken would be ridiculous. So of course the studio execs at Fox have greenlit Taken 3. And the first draft of Taken 3: The Takening has leaked to the Internets.

The Fox Studio Execs flexed their creative muscles when coming up with the title for the third film in the series.

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It has also been leaked that every theatrical trailer to play before the film will be Taken sequels 4 through 10. Taken 4 is already set to take place in Alaska where his daughter is taken by wolves.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT

In the first act of Taken 3, Liam Neeson kidnaps his own daughter and then leaves himself an intimidating voicemail message.imageNeeson finds himself and then proceeds to punch himself in the face for 60 minutes.imageHe finally gives up, lets her go, and they go for another driving lesson together.

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Here’s a sneak peek at the script

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Written by The Frogman, Sam Holmquist, Nate Smith

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Tags: Taken Film Celebs

Yeah, I see that.

Tags: ask celebs

collegehumor:

2013 Golden Globes Monologue

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are the best tag team duo.

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Late Night rivals

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latenightjimmy:

You guys asked em, he answered em! See if your question made it in.

Jack McBrayer answers fan questions from Tumblr and Facebook

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storyboard:

Charting 2012’s Top Cultural Obsessions
You can’t talk 2012 without talking GIFs: the year’s cultural superstar, the Oxford American Dictionary’s word of the year, and the means by which the internet shared its obsessions (and we all know the internet really likes to obsess). From the GIF to politics to the apocalypse to Honey Boo Boo, the guys from I Love Charts bring you the year’s top cultural obsessions — in GIF form, of course.
Zombies
2012 was a year where major issues dominated the global narrative. Mainly we talked about the election and zombies.

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storyboard:

Charting 2012’s Top Cultural Obsessions

You can’t talk 2012 without talking GIFs: the year’s cultural superstar, the Oxford American Dictionary’s word of the year, and the means by which the internet shared its obsessions (and we all know the internet really likes to obsess). From the GIF to politics to the apocalypse to Honey Boo Boo, the guys from I Love Charts bring you the year’s top cultural obsessions — in GIF form, of course.

Zombies

2012 was a year where major issues dominated the global narrative. Mainly we talked about the election and zombies.

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Read More

collegehumor:

Liam Neeson is Kind of a Dick

They’ve taken my human decency.

(Source: youtube.com)

jonnyetc:

Opening Tuesday, December 4th, Gallery 1988 presents A Tribute to Judd Apatow, an art show inspired by the comedic producer. Judd will be hosting the event himself, so if you’re in the area, I highly suggest that you RSVP at gallery1988melrose@gmail.com. 
Here is my contribution to the show entitled, “Sweet Brick” inspired by the film Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. Hope you like it!

jonnyetc:

Opening Tuesday, December 4th, Gallery 1988 presents A Tribute to Judd Apatow, an art show inspired by the comedic producer. Judd will be hosting the event himself, so if you’re in the area, I highly suggest that you RSVP at gallery1988melrose@gmail.com

Here is my contribution to the show entitled, “Sweet Brick” inspired by the film Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. Hope you like it!

brooklynmutt:

“There comes a time in every great man’s life when he must be cast in wax — if only to remove unwanted body hair.” - Stephen Colbert

brooklynmutt:

“There comes a time in every great man’s life when he must be cast in wax — if only to remove unwanted body hair.” - Stephen Colbert

barackobama:

Lena!

barackobama:

Lena!

dailydot:

Behold Pleated-Jeans’ “Corgified People”

The Internet is full of stupid ideas, but there may be no man better at turning stupid into super like Jeff Wysaski, the man behind the über-popular and influential Pleated-Jeans Tumblr.

As we’ve detailed before, Wysaski is a master at the art of radicalizing the mundane. It’s something the Los Angeles-based comedy writer has done with kitchen utensils, food packaging, and Target products.

“A lot of stuff I make is inspired by stuff I do or encounter in everyday life,” he told the Daily Dot in May. “I usually have an idea, and then search out an adequate image or decide to draw my own.”

With his newest trick, Wysaski reimagines celebrities with a torso-to-legs ratio resembling that of a corgi dog.

Why would he do such a thing? The answer’s really quite simple.

“Really short legs look so good on corgis that I decided to shorten some other legs to see what they look like,” he wrote on his Web site this morning.
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pleatedjeans:

11 Corgified People and Things

Jeff, you magnificent bastard.

collegehumor:

Sarah Silverman talks Voting

“Hey Black people, old people, poor people, and students! Guess what you all have in common? Lawmakers are trying to fuck you in your assholes!” 

WATCH THIS. It’s funny, but also important.

(Source: youtube.com)