what is wrong with you
Anonymous asked: Oh that's awkward. I thought you were the same guy as finalelipsis and this account was the "best" of Nate Smith while the other blog was just "all" of Nate Smith.
I saw this right before I went to bed and laughed myself to sleep. Then I laughed in my dreams and woke up laughing. Sam is going to really hate this.
You know…the exact people who you wouldn’t EVER want to find your blog.
My mom is a hip cat and all, and definitely a facebook addict, but to imagine her tumbling is a nightmare. And yet here some of you are…posting away and making funnies and interacting with me on a daily basis.
And it’s funny because you probably wouldn’t ever want your kids finding your blog!
I wouldn’t say I’m a parent. I’m a kid with kids.
Also, I have already begun the process of training them to blog for me. I barely have enough time as it is. Half of this stuff was posted by them today.
Let’s play the How many blogs does Nate Smith need? game.
I’m only about 40% sure he doesn’t partially run MY blog.
80 of the 90 blags I follow are Nate Smith’s
Plot twist: Nate is a fictional character created by Tumblrbot so he can practice in different comedy styles, like Data. Of course now you are going to ask who Sam Holmquist is, too.
But are you sure you want to know that?
Yes I would
tell me tell me
Ok, I warned you
THERE IS NO SAM
Everyone is Sam.
You can be elected as The Most Sam by the Secret Sam Society, or the Triple-S, though.
But trust me on this one - it is more frightening process than Time Lords initiation in front of the vortex.
This all seems to make sense to me. Especially the part about Sam, because much like society, Sam bugs the shit out of me, but I also need him.