Today is Sam’s (finalellipsis) birthday. Send him your noods*

*pictures of noodles

This is a thing that happened tonight.

latenightjimmy:

Tread lightly: it’s Joking Bad.

Saving this as a reaction GIF for anything Sam posts.

(Source: aaronpaulz, via fallontonight)

Sam Holmquist is my “GIF Guy” and I resort to him for all things GIFs. He and I run AwkwardElevatorInc.com together and Sam is the one who makes all of our hilarious* GIFs come to life.

The arbitrary and somewhat mystical nature of Tumblr’s GIF limits have driven Sam to the brink of insanity. I just asked him for an answer to your question and his response was a mix of curse words, boops and beeps, and cat sex noises.

After putting all that into Google Translate, I got this:

The official Tumblr GIF size limit is 1MB but most things I’m able to upload around 1.25. The Breaking Bad GIF from last night was just under 2MB. The width limit is SUPPOSED to be 500px, but the Breaking Bad GIF didn’t work until I changed the width to 400px, and then I kept raising the image quality until it was just under 2MB. 

Some GIFs I even have to change to 300 or even 250px. Basically, you just have to keep reducing the GIF size and width until it works.

Sam does all that in Photoshop. I don’t even know what that is. I think you buy photos in it. The Frogman has written an extensive article explaining how to use photoshop to make Tumblr friendly posts, but it was written back when the GIF size limit was 500KB. 

I hope this helps.

finalellipsis replied to your link: Sam wants the D

what is wrong with you

Tumblr Crushes:
pricklylegs - Prickly
officialcomedy - comedy 
afternoonsnoozebutton - after
finalellipsis - lips
dailydot  - daily
splintersdojo - do
chrismenning - men.
cityblue30 - It
awkward-elevator awkward.

Tumblr Crushes:

Anonymous said: Oh that's awkward. I thought you were the same guy as finalelipsis and this account was the "best" of Nate Smith while the other blog was just "all" of Nate Smith.

I saw this right before I went to bed and laughed myself to sleep. Then I laughed in my dreams and woke up laughing. Sam is going to really hate this.

My 2013 New Year’s Resolutions

Tumblr Crushes:
a-big-guy-named-tiny The biggest guy named Tiny
memewhore The whoriest of meme whores
pricklylegs The prickliest of legs
thefrogman The froggiest of men
cityblue30 The bluest of cities
finalellipsis dick
dailydot the dailiest of dots
ieanansidhe The ieananiest of sidhes
aperilousjourney the perilousiest of journeys 

Tumblr Crushes:

beardycoxmilkshakeman:



I’m Mormon for Apple and Tumblr and Mt Dew. They are my sister wives.

beardycoxmilkshakeman:

I’m Mormon for Apple and Tumblr and Mt Dew. They are my sister wives.

finalellipsis replied to your post: You’r

Oh hey Sam. I didn’t realize you were still on Tumblr. 

Last year I participated in Movember. It was pretty gross, but it did result in this awesome GIF.
Should I do it again?

Last year I participated in Movember. It was pretty gross, but it did result in this awesome GIF.

Should I do it again?

(Source: finalellipsis, via bestnatesmithever)

bestnatesmithever:

Colin Firth was in Girl with a Pearl Earring with Scarlett Johansson who was in Ghost World with Illeana Douglas who was in Stir of Echoes with Kevin Bacon.
Super great work by Finalellipsis on this one.

Found this in my archives and thought it deserved another chance.

bestnatesmithever:

Colin Firth was in Girl with a Pearl Earring with Scarlett Johansson who was in Ghost World with Illeana Douglas who was in Stir of Echoes with Kevin Bacon.

Super great work by Finalellipsis on this one.

Found this in my archives and thought it deserved another chance.

I just realized that some of my fellow bloggers are parents.

jennasty:

Parents. 

You know…the exact people who you wouldn’t EVER want to find your blog. 

My mom is a hip cat and all, and definitely a facebook addict, but to imagine her tumbling is a nightmare. And yet here some of you are…posting away and making funnies and interacting with me on a daily basis. 

And it’s funny because you probably wouldn’t ever want your kids finding your blog!

I wouldn’t say I’m a parent. I’m a kid with kids.

Also, I have already begun the process of training them to blog for me. I barely have enough time as it is. Half of this stuff was posted by them today.

(via jennasty-deactivated20140427)

finalellipsis replied to your photo: This is me doing improv.

were the words “flying blowjob used in that skit?

Skit…. 

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