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Nate, stop being so seductive!
P.S. This was a great use of my time.
Nate you have some really great lips!! This makes me see you in a whole new light
I have the weirdest boner right now
the link was kindly submitted by Ben from the future.
You guys!
jennasty asked: what is ur fave kinda pop?
1. Mt Dew
2. Coke
3. Roy Rogers (coke + grenadine) - when I’m at a restaurant and want to sound fancy.
jennasty replied to your photo: I’ve been looking for a cool lunch box to carry my…
It’s not cool to steal things from your kid, Nate.
Okay…Jenna really hit close to home here. Here is what actually happened. I really have been looking for a lunch box like this. While walking through Old Navy (don’t hate), I saw this and thought it would be perfect. Chandler (my 2-year-old) saw it too and immediately shouted “KERMID THE FWOG!”
He then walked up to it and said, “Take this home.”
“Maybe, we’ll see, Chandler,” I said.
“I’ll buy it,” he said. I’m not making that up. My jaw almost dropped. Where did he learn that phrase?
I decided to let him think we were buying it for him, knowing that would make him really happy and that by tomorrow he will have forgotten all about it.
And…look how perfectly it fits my lunch!
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jennasty replied to your photoset: Every Wednesday at 8:30pm PST, we get together for…
omg I need to come
I'm Nate Smith. I'm a comedian and I create content for the web. I've been performing improv and stand up comedy since 1999.
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