lidia-mirabelaalbu:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

lidia-mirabelaalbu:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

(via lidia-mirabelaalbu)

omnomnominator:

A screenshot from the #Animals tag, right?

Oh…

Srsly

omnomnominator:

A screenshot from the #Animals tag, right?

Oh…

Srsly

(Source: omnomnominator)

(click photo for hi-res version)
(this is one of me and Sam’s first collaborations)

(click photo for hi-res version)

(this is one of me and Sam’s first collaborations)

(Source: bestnatesmithever, via finalellipsis)

funnyordie:

Herman Cain’s 1986 Sexual Harassment Training with Tim Meadows

In this 1986 sexual harassment training video for Godfather’s Pizza, Herman Cain explains the dos and don’ts of sex in the workplace.

"Yeah…she’s not getting harassed. She’s just poopin’"

tuaw:

Dancing With An iPod In Public - Christmas Edition. Because why not.

(by PrestonLeatherman)

This video is like a visual tractor beam. I kept trying to escape and it just kept pulling me in.

FU Otto Correct.

FU Otto Correct.

(Source: bestnatesmithever)

finalellipsis:

get it

got it

finalellipsis:

get it

got it

Yes…it’s time for the Rapture again!

Yes…it’s time for the Rapture again!

(via finalellipsis)

You must unlearn what you have learned.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

(Source: a-big-guy-named-tiny)

sisterofnatesmith:

Went into a Mexican restaurant and “thought” I was enjoying my meal until this walked in and made it what I call an EDE (epic dining experience).
This class act sat down…and I guess his thought process was “I don’t want to get food on my shirt and look stupid (heaven forbid)”..(Sorry the jorts already lost that battle for you).
So he proceeded to lift his shirt over his head and continue to enjoy his chips and salsa. And I took full advantage of his vulnerable state.
Are jorts back in for men? My husband is sweating this….

HILARIOUS. Over and out!

sisterofnatesmith:

Went into a Mexican restaurant and “thought” I was enjoying my meal until this walked in and made it what I call an EDE (epic dining experience).

This class act sat down…and I guess his thought process was “I don’t want to get food on my shirt and look stupid (heaven forbid)”..(Sorry the jorts already lost that battle for you).

So he proceeded to lift his shirt over his head and continue to enjoy his chips and salsa. And I took full advantage of his vulnerable state.

Are jorts back in for men? My husband is sweating this….

HILARIOUS. Over and out!

(via sisterofnatesmith-deactivated20)

A fight to the death ends with someone losing their life. A fight to the deaf ends with someone losing their ears.


A fight to the death ends with someone losing their life. A fight to the deaf ends with someone losing their ears.

(Source: bestnatesmithever)

natesmithcomedy:

Infographic: time spent on the toilet.
Posted from the toilet.

natesmithcomedy:

Infographic: time spent on the toilet.

Posted from the toilet.

(Source: bestnatesmithever)

finalellipsis:

WATT!?

New and improved!

finalellipsis:

WATT!?

New and improved!