It’s not a tumor! It’s a love child!

Just a week after announcing that he and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, were getting a divorce, Arnold Schwarzenegger released a sequel to the announcement admitting that he had a love child 10 years ago with a household staff member.

In his statement Arnold said that for the past 10 years he has been living a life of 

Schwarzenegger said he decided to come clean about all of this before he ended up on a show like How to Catch A 

When asked about his initial reaction to finding out he had an illegitimate son, Arnold said he was relieved it wasn’t 

When asked how he felt about the child and his mother, Schwarzenegger chuckled and said, “I call them 

But Schwarzenegger won’t be leaving his 10-year-old son high and dry. When asked if the child will be financially taken care of, Arnold said, “Oh yeah, he will be singing a 

to the bank.

Well folks, there you have it. You heard it right here at Nate Smith Comedy. Don’t believe me? Think it’s a rumor?

Shriver?! I barely know her!

Shriver?! I barely know her!