"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I’m wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
- My Co-Worker: That is an extraordinarily quality apple, based on the sound of that bite you just took. Congratulations!
- 10 O'Clock News: Office Massacre! Find out why a local man went crazy and killed 13 of his co-workers after this message from our sponsors.
Fire Vortex by Nate Smith @ Burning Man 2006
This Fire Vortex is not by me, but by another Nate Smith. Back in 2006, he was my first opponent in the BEST NATE SMITH EVER challenge.
"Today my son pooped in his shirt. He…shirted."
