- Wife: I looked for plane flights and there aren't any flights that would let you stay for the Tuesday night banquet and then still let you get home for work on Wednesday.
- Me: There aren't any at like 2am?
- Wife: Nope.
- Me: Can I just charter a plane?
- Wife: .....
- Me: BRUCE WAYNE DOESN'T HAVE THESE KIND OF PROBLEMS!
- Bruce Wayne: Why don't you just go cry to your mom about it...because I can't.
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I'm Nate Smith. I'm a comedian and I create content for the web. I've been performing improv and stand up comedy since 1999.
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