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Breaking Tech News: You Bojo! Hoverboards STILL don’t work on water unless you’ve got POWA! HAHAHAHAHA

Two men have been arrested for committing a major security breach involving iPads. Officials say they will go to jail, where they will most likely be security breached from behind.

A new Google product will show you the top trending spots you may have lost your keys.

Top 5 Spots You May Have Lost Your Keys

5. They are in your other pants.

4. Your unattended child is attempting to swallow them right now.

3. They are dangling from the lock on your door as we speak.

2. They are in between your couch cushions along with $82 in nickels and 3 bags worth of Cheetos dust.

1. You’re holding them.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced he is taking a Medical Leave of Absence. Meanwhile, Tom from Myspace announced he is taking a Medical Marijuana Leave of Munchies.