"Video game violence is not a new problem. Who can forget in the wake of Sim City how children everywhere took up urban planning? It was all ‘Tune in, turn on, and zone for residential use, man!!!’"

— STEPHEN COLBERT, remarking on gun nuts trying to shift blame for gun violence to video games — instead of, we don’t know, guns — on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

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Stephen Colbert offers Trump $1 million if he can put his balls in Trump’s mouth

iheartchaos:

In response to Trump’s offer yesterday of $5 million to charity if Barack Obama makes public his school and passport records, Stephen Colbert has offered Trump $1 million if Colbert can dip his balls in the Donald’s mouth, to Colbert’s satisfaction.

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Hilarious.

Hilarious.

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sofapizza:

they only wish they could vote for flanders.

sofapizza:

they only wish they could vote for flanders.

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