hahaflex:

#teenagemutantninjaturtles #tmnt #avengers #Thor #ironman #captain #America #hawkeye #cool (Taken with Instagram)

Cast perfectly.

hahaflex:

#teenagemutantninjaturtles #tmnt #avengers #Thor #ironman #captain #America #hawkeye #cool (Taken with Instagram)

Cast perfectly.

(via finn-the-robot-deactivated20131)

collegehumor:

Randy Marsh vs. Bane
Oh, what, you’re just gonna blow up a football field? I’m sorry, I thought this was America! Is this America? I thought this was America! 

collegehumor:

Randy Marsh vs. Bane

Oh, what, you’re just gonna blow up a football field? I’m sorry, I thought this was America! Is this America? I thought this was America! 

awkward-elevator:

The Anatomy of the Heart

(Source: awkward-elevator)

suddenlyalice:

i can’t handle what american society is turning into.

Wait a minute…this isn’t your world…

America loves Turkey

America loves Turkey

Boss: Look Bob, it sucks that you got your hand all sliced up while working in our factory. And it sucks that we’re firing you without any benefits. But look on the bright side! We’re going to honor your hard work by making your hand the symbol for Made in America!
Bob: Can I get royalties for that?
Boss: The fuck you think this is? Communist Russia?

(photo found here)

Boss: Look Bob, it sucks that you got your hand all sliced up while working in our factory. And it sucks that we’re firing you without any benefits. But look on the bright side! We’re going to honor your hard work by making your hand the symbol for Made in America!

Bob: Can I get royalties for that?

Boss: The fuck you think this is? Communist Russia?

(photo found here)

These Colors Don’t Can’t Run.

These Colors Don’t Can’t Run.

"As the US Debt reaches $14 trillion, the White House hopes to receive a bail out from the creators of Farmville."

http://money.cnn.com/2011/01/20/news/economy/debt_record_high/index.htm?hpt=T1

State of the Union

State of the Union