Best Nate Smith Ever!

Tumblr Crushes:

• a-big-guy-named-tiny The biggest guy named Tiny
• memewhore The whoriest of meme whores
• pricklylegs The prickliest of legs
• thefrogman The froggiest of men
• cityblue30 The bluest of cities
• finalellipsis dick
• dailydot the dailiest of dots
• ieanansidhe The ieananiest of sidhes
• aperilousjourney the perilousiest of journeys 

Tumblr Crushes:

• cityblue30 - My Canadian Mountee.
• beardycoxmilkshakeman - His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
• pleatedjeans - He’s got passion in his jeans and he’s not afraid to show it.
• awkward-elevator - Next floor men’s wear.
• aperilousjourney - Go ninja go ninja go go!
• dratini-martini - Bartender, I’ll have another.
• what-is-this-i-dont-even - Don’t lie. You do too even.
• thefrogman - Now known as “The Swamp Thing”
• afternoonsnoozebutton - Now known as afternoonsneezebutton.

Tumblr Crushes:

• cityblue30 He’s a ham, but in America we call that Canadian Bacon.
• topherchris He’s an Orangutan
• weareorangutans They are Orangutans
• aperilousjourney Ninja stuff
• huffpostcomedy I used to think this blog was about huffing paint fumes
• therealscumbagsteve Scumdog Millionaire
• beardycoxmilkshakeman His milkshakes bring all boys to the yard
• theclearlydope clearly
• finalellipsis I don’t get it

Accurate crush list is accurate.

Tumblr Crushes:

• afternoonsnoozebutton
• finalellipsis
• thefrogman
• sirmitchell
• xwhatserface
• collegehumor
• pizzagangordie
• kermit-the-blog
• aperilousjourney

Wow, this week’s Tumblr crushes are not my usual bunch. It’s nice to see some fresh faces on my crush list. Mainly, it’s nice to see Sam didn’t make the list.

Tumblr Crushes:

• beardycoxmilkshakeman
• slacktory
• mydamnchannel
• gracehelbig
• aperilousjourney
• collegehumor
• semicolson
• mylifeismaddie
• modernprimate

It seems like an appropriate day to post my Tumblr crushes, even though I usually post them on Friday. Look at this glorious bunch of doods and doodettes.

Tumblr Crushes:

• joshishollywood - Decided to see what all the fuss was about. Totally fuss-worthy.
• xwhatserface - ADVENTURE TIME
• mrgoldendeal - Weird guy. Really weird guy.
• afternoonsnoozebutton - Kicking my ass in words with friends.
• thefrogman - The funniest blog on the Internet.
• pleatedjeans - The funniest blog on the Internet.
• aperilousjourney - Mostly cool martial arts stuff.
• topherchris - He makes videos that make my brain throw up in its mouth a little.
• finalellipsis - He doesn’t get it.

Tumblr Crushes:

• afternoonsnoozebutton - Master Debater 
• xwhatserface - Master Accessorizer
• topherchris - Master Baiter
• flyingscotsman - Master Blaster
• aperilousjourney - Master Splinter
• knowyourmeme - Master Memer
• cityblue30 - Master Canuck
• itsfunnytome - Mastertome
• robotindisguise - Master Robot