collegehumor:

Baby Loves Window
The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

^^^

collegehumor:

Baby Loves Window

The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

^^^

(Source: cheezburger.com)

collegehumor:

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman
I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

collegehumor:

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman

I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

(Source: reddit.com)

improvisingfatherhood:

Hello…Child Services? I’d like to issue a complaint…

improvisingfatherhood:

Hello…Child Services? I’d like to issue a complaint…

wastetheday:

Breaking news….the baby shit himself…..

wastetheday:

Breaking news….the baby shit himself…..

jestcomedy:

Sex Education According To Todd Akin
Just wait till you see how he thinks male reproduction works.
improvisingfatherhood:

Channibal Lecter.

improvisingfatherhood:

Channibal Lecter.

improvisingfatherhood:

Chandler remixed.

seulery:

I just need a shower. I’m contemplating nursing and showering at the same time, but that might be considered waterboarding. It’s a hard life guys.

Hilarious.

(Source: havekidslaughmore)

collegehumor:


Ron Swanson as a Child


“I’m just a lil puppy.”


I can’t tell you how many times I have tried to get my son to wear a fake mustache and he has not cooperated. This picture just makes me even more angry about it.

collegehumor:

“I’m just a lil puppy.”

I can’t tell you how many times I have tried to get my son to wear a fake mustache and he has not cooperated. This picture just makes me even more angry about it.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby

In fairness, the baby’s species is keeping him prisoner.

That baby is one cool customer. 

(Source: College Humor)

zazzu:

This must be made into a movie.

Yes indeed. I’m thinking Owen Wilson as the neighbor and Will Ferrell as the husband.

zazzu:

This must be made into a movie.

Yes indeed. I’m thinking Owen Wilson as the neighbor and Will Ferrell as the husband.

"The problem with eating babies is, one is not enough to fill you up, but one is all it takes to get you put away for life."

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