• Bane: When I have finished wiping, you have my permission to flu-
  • Automatic toilet: (flushes)

(Source: philosofiction)

collegehumor:

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

The Dark Knight isn’t the only thing rising because also his penis is rising. 

Holy crap. That’s hilarious.

Tags: bane

jestcomedy:

#5 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: When Mitt Romney Ran Bane Capital, because who knows how diabolical those tax returns could be?
Check out all our favorites today on Tumblr.

jestcomedy:

#5 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: When Mitt Romney Ran Bane Capital, because who knows how diabolical those tax returns could be?

Check out all our favorites today on Tumblr.

Cat Lady was so hot.

(Source: awkward-elevator)

herochan:

Batman . Bane
Illustration by Andy Fairhurst

herochan:

Batman . Bane

Illustration by Andy Fairhurst

doodleofboredom:

Na na na na na na na na na…BATSTAPLERRRRRRR

This is so awesome.

totalfilm:

15 Ways To Reboot Batman After The Dark Knight Rises

I read through this entire article. It was long, but good. But here’s what I’d like to see. I want to see Robin. Not the Robin Chris O’Donnell gave us. Not the Robin they paired with Adam West.
I want to see Batman recruit a teammate who he envisions will someday take his place. He would be an angry youth who lost his parents the same way Bruce Wayne did. I want to watch Batman train him the way we got to see Henri Ducard train Batman. Then I want to watch as they learn how to work together and as Batman continues to allow Robin to do more and more on his own until one night Batman stays in the cave and pushes Robin out of the nest.
I also imagine the name Robin wouldn’t be one chosen voluntarily. I imagine a scene where a criminal sees Batman’s sidekick, who is smaller in comparison, and says something like, “He don’t look like a Bat man. He looks more like a Bird boy!”

totalfilm:

15 Ways To Reboot Batman After The Dark Knight Rises

I read through this entire article. It was long, but good. But here’s what I’d like to see. I want to see Robin. Not the Robin Chris O’Donnell gave us. Not the Robin they paired with Adam West.

I want to see Batman recruit a teammate who he envisions will someday take his place. He would be an angry youth who lost his parents the same way Bruce Wayne did. I want to watch Batman train him the way we got to see Henri Ducard train Batman. Then I want to watch as they learn how to work together and as Batman continues to allow Robin to do more and more on his own until one night Batman stays in the cave and pushes Robin out of the nest.

I also imagine the name Robin wouldn’t be one chosen voluntarily. I imagine a scene where a criminal sees Batman’s sidekick, who is smaller in comparison, and says something like, “He don’t look like a Bat man. He looks more like a Bird boy!”

collegehumor:

Randy Marsh vs. Bane
Oh, what, you’re just gonna blow up a football field? I’m sorry, I thought this was America! Is this America? I thought this was America! 

collegehumor:

Randy Marsh vs. Bane

Oh, what, you’re just gonna blow up a football field? I’m sorry, I thought this was America! Is this America? I thought this was America! 

cityblue30:

totalfilm:

Watch the new The Dark Knight Rises Trailer 4 online now!
The Dark Knight Rises promotion campaign has really started to fly now - with a new TV spot, our awesome competition to win premiere tickets and now this, a completely unexpected (but very welcome) brand-new trailer, all in the last 24-hours…

*goosebumps*

cityblue30:

totalfilm:

Watch the new The Dark Knight Rises Trailer 4 online now!

The Dark Knight Rises promotion campaign has really started to fly now - with a new TV spot, our awesome competition to win premiere tickets and now this, a completely unexpected (but very welcome) brand-new trailer, all in the last 24-hours…

*goosebumps*

(via cityblue30-deactivated20140813)

herochan:

The Dark Knight Rises

illustrations/animations by Clay Rodery

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