Tumblr Crushes:
cityblue30 - My Canadian Mountee.
beardycoxmilkshakeman - His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
pleatedjeans - He’s got passion in his jeans and he’s not afraid to show it.
awkward-elevator - Next floor men’s wear.
aperilousjourney - Go ninja go ninja go go!
dratini-martini - Bartender, I’ll have another.
what-is-this-i-dont-even - Don’t lie. You do too even.
thefrogman - Now known as “The Swamp Thing”
afternoonsnoozebutton - Now known as afternoonsneezebutton.

Tumblr Crushes:

Tumblr Crushes:
cityblue30 He’s a ham, but in America we call that Canadian Bacon.
topherchris He’s an Orangutan
weareorangutans They are Orangutans
aperilousjourney Ninja stuff
huffpostcomedy I used to think this blog was about huffing paint fumes
therealscumbagsteve Scumdog Millionaire
beardycoxmilkshakeman His milkshakes bring all boys to the yard
theclearlydope clearly
finalellipsis I don’t get it

Tumblr Crushes:

Wow, this week’s Tumblr crushes are not my usual bunch. It’s nice to see some fresh faces on my crush list. Mainly, it’s nice to see Sam didn’t make the list.
Tumblr Crushes:
beardycoxmilkshakeman
slacktory
mydamnchannel
gracehelbig
aperilousjourney
collegehumor
semicolson
mylifeismaddie
modernprimate

Wow, this week’s Tumblr crushes are not my usual bunch. It’s nice to see some fresh faces on my crush list. Mainly, it’s nice to see Sam didn’t make the list.

Tumblr Crushes:

Tumblr Crushes:
thefrogman - Dog trainer, photographer, love machine.
afternoonsnoozebutton - Quite possibly the love child of Jon Stewart and Sam Kinison.
worstnatesmithever - A new blog devoted to making fun of me. Sometimes it makes me laugh. Sometimes it makes me cry.
montypla - Because of reasons.
finalellipsis - Because of no reasons.
slacktory - This seems legit.
xwhatserface - GUYS! She’s starting to create her own original content! And it’s good!
notschrutefacts - Because of Riesens.
beardycoxmilkshakeman - Because of no Riesens.

Tumblr Crushes:

Yesterday I had the groundbreaking idea to start a band…on the Internet…called Uppercut to the Balls. A bunch of you decided to join my band. Here is our first album. 

(Source: bestnatesmithever)

I’m proud to say this amazing piece of art only took me a few hours to make. Granted, I may have been distracted by my wife’s viewing of The Good Wife, which was playing in the background (how can a show with such an unappealing name be about such bad ass lawyers?). 

Thank you to everyone who has joined my Internet band, Uppercut to the Balls, and helped collaborate on this project. And thank you to Edward Scissorhands for agreeing to tour with us.