The Dark Side of Christmas

I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.

I made some modifications to my Kid Alert Visual Warning Sign. Cowabunga Dude.

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And when I do, it’s Dos Equis…or whatever I can find.

And when I do, it’s Dos Equis…or whatever I can find.

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

A picture is worth 35 tweets. 
These days most kids can’t picture what 1,000 words looks like. We now see text in units of tweet.
In school I was always taught to show your math. So here it is.
1 picture = 1000 words
The average word = 5 letters/characters
1000 words x 5 = 5000 characters
1 Tweet = 140 characters
5000 characters / 140 = 35.7
I rounded down to account for spaces.
This is pretty simple math, but it should be noted that I had to have a “Beautiful Mind” moment to get it right. And even now I’m second guessing myself.

A picture is worth 35 tweets. 

These days most kids can’t picture what 1,000 words looks like. We now see text in units of tweet.

In school I was always taught to show your math. So here it is.

1 picture = 1000 words

The average word = 5 letters/characters

1000 words x 5 = 5000 characters

1 Tweet = 140 characters

5000 characters / 140 = 35.7

I rounded down to account for spaces.

This is pretty simple math, but it should be noted that I had to have a “Beautiful Mind” moment to get it right. And even now I’m second guessing myself.

In a galaxy far far away…never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

In a galaxy far far away…never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

God I hope a lot of people reblog this.

God I hope a lot of people reblog this.

I can barely simul-task.

I can barely simul-task.