Sorry, Alan, I don’t think you can win now.
Nate: If you win with this, I will provide you with a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. And I will offer you my firstborn.
What? You wouldn’t keep a 1 inch 300 pound baby? Everyone else is playing the safe game. When I guess baby sizes I go big or I go home.
So this is what you do when you’re not blogging
I think this Nate Smith needs to duel with the Best Nate Smith just to further prove Nate Smith’s level of Best-ness (Bestitude?) to the world.
I’m thinking Ninja Turtle battle.
Oh, Ninja Turtle battle? I would Ninja Turtle the SHIT out of him. I accept the challenge.
(Source: vvhatserface, via beardycoxmilkshakeman)
I just found out my cousin was hospitalized for a caffiene overdose from drinking mountain dew
Nate
Amateur.
(Source: vvhatserface)
I’m currently bleeding from a line drive Chandler hit at my face.
I’m no expert on the baseballs, but I almost 99% positive one is supposed to catch the ball with one’s baseball glove, or “mitt”, not one’s face.
I was pitching underhand from 10 feet away. He caught me off guard. You can be sure I had my glove up for every pitch after that.
I just realized that some of my fellow bloggers are parents.
Parents.
You know…the exact people who you wouldn’t EVER want to find your blog.
My mom is a hip cat and all, and definitely a facebook addict, but to imagine her tumbling is a nightmare. And yet here some of you are…posting away and making funnies and interacting with me on a daily basis.
And it’s funny because you probably wouldn’t ever want your kids finding your blog!
I wouldn’t say I’m a parent. I’m a kid with kids.
Also, I have already begun the process of training them to blog for me. I barely have enough time as it is. Half of this stuff was posted by them today.
cityblue30 replied to your photo: GPOY. LOL wut is oxygen?
lol <3Thank you! Before I plummet to my imminent doom, I am running up to First Class so I can claim my white privilege!
This is definitely a joke. If Nate were in fact on a crashing plane, he’d have been pinning these posts…
I was going to pin this reblog, but I can only pin once a day. But Alan FTW. You know me so well.
cityblue30 replied to your post: BTW nice idea adding leveling to Tumblr or…
and it gives Nate Smith an excuse to re-re-reblog all of his stuff. AgainEvery reblog gives 50% less XP. You can’t fool the system
I see you guys talking about me. You’re hurting my feelings.
