From the bowels of Internet past: David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition
Because, well, that face.
“Stop putting shit on our bodies David Blaine!”
This is not quite in my top ten YouTube videos from from before 2006 but it’s pretty close.
Man, I remember watching this in the back of the Apple Store while on a 15 minute break. Seems like forever ago. Still so good.
I’ve heard that pepper spray is dangerously cheesy.
(idea via nate)
Top 5 Spots You May Have Lost Your Keys
5. They are in your other pants.
4. Your unattended child is attempting to swallow them right now.
3. They are dangling from the lock on your door as we speak.
2. They are in between your couch cushions along with $82 in nickels and 3 bags worth of Cheetos dust.
1. You’re holding them.
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