BOOK DEAL WANTED. I HAVE THREE AMAZING FICTION IDEAS AND ONE BIO ALL BASED ON DARK NIGHT PUNS!
- The Dark Night Smizes, an evil fashion model hypmotizes the world with her smizing in order to sell more beauty products
- The Dark Kite Rises, a tell all about the kite mythicized in the invention of electricity
- The Dark Fight Rises, a biography about Muhammad Ali vs. George Foreman upset of 1974
- The Chalk Knight Rises, a kid draws an evil knight with sidewalk chalk only to his surprise is comes alive when acid rain tries to wash it away.
