The Tumblr/Yahoo! Metaphor

So David Karp built this really awesome sports car. He built it from scratch and it looks amazing and when he drives it around town all the teenagers go crazy. But he spent all his money building the car, and barely has enough money to keep gas in it or to do maintenance and upgrades to the car. So occasionally he gives rides to advertisers who just want to be seen riding around in the Tumblr mobile.

Yahoo is going through a mid-life crisis. Yahoo decides to buy a sports car so they can look cool with the younger generation. They decide to buy Karp’s sports car, but they realize if they try to drive it they’ll just crash it.

So they come to an agreement. They own the car, but they don’t get to drive the car. David Karp will continue driving it, and can drive it wherever he wants, as long as Yahoo can sit in the passenger seat and tell the teenagers that Yahoo owns the car. 

The good news for Karp is he’ll never need gas money again. The good news for Yahoo is it basically just called “shotgun!” to the tune of $1.1 Billion.

And as long Yahoo never reaches over and tries to grab the steering wheel, the good news for us is Tumblr will continue to take us where we want to go.

Pro Tip on Tracked Tags

amandalynferri:

If you want to see all of your tracked tags just hit the tab key and they will pop up on your the right side of your dashboard. 

(via futureben)

slacktory:

The Life and Times of Tumblr Jesus by Clinton James

aka “The Greatest Story Ever Reblogged”

This is hilarious. There are more at Slacktory.com, and they’re even funnier. 

awkward-elevator:

The Anatomy of the Heart

thisistheverge:

CEO David Karp on how Tumblr ads will work, and why he hasn’t coded in six months
“We’ve tried so hard to not view anybody in the ecosystem as a competitor, and that’s served us very well this far,” he said. “We’ve tried to embrace these platforms as syndication platforms — pumping out content to those platforms has generally worked,” Karp said. Need proof? “Facebook and Twitter make up more inbound traffic to Tumblr than Google,” he proudly stated.

thisistheverge:

CEO David Karp on how Tumblr ads will work, and why he hasn’t coded in six months

“We’ve tried so hard to not view anybody in the ecosystem as a competitor, and that’s served us very well this far,” he said. “We’ve tried to embrace these platforms as syndication platforms — pumping out content to those platforms has generally worked,” Karp said. Need proof? “Facebook and Twitter make up more inbound traffic to Tumblr than Google,” he proudly stated.
mydamnchannel:

topherchris:

bmichael:

Aaaaand, this took a little longer to make than I’d like to admit.

Anybody have a torrent of the premiere episode?

We’d watch it.

mydamnchannel:

topherchris:

bmichael:

Aaaaand, this took a little longer to make than I’d like to admit.

Anybody have a torrent of the premiere episode?

We’d watch it.

finalellipsis:

That’s a great job.

finalellipsis:

David Karp & Goliath
by nate smith comedy and final ellipsis

finalellipsis:

David Karp & Goliath

by nate smith comedy and final ellipsis