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Taken 3 Announced, Early Script Leaked

awkward-elevator:

Everyone agrees another sequel to Taken would be ridiculous. So of course the studio execs at Fox have greenlit Taken 3. And the first draft of Taken 3: The Takening has leaked to the Internets.

The Fox Studio Execs flexed their creative muscles when coming up with the title for the third film in the series.

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It has also been leaked that every theatrical trailer to play before the film will be Taken sequels 4 through 10. Taken 4 is already set to take place in Alaska where his daughter is taken by wolves.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT

In the first act of Taken 3, Liam Neeson kidnaps his own daughter and then leaves himself an intimidating voicemail message.imageNeeson finds himself and then proceeds to punch himself in the face for 60 minutes.imageHe finally gives up, lets her go, and they go for another driving lesson together.

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Here’s a sneak peek at the script

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Written by The Frogman, Sam Holmquist, Nate Smith

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Tony Kaye….THE Tony Kaye who directed American History X, is selling his car for $8 billion. I’d buy it, but you know…I have an unhealthy addiction to eating and living in a house.
But I think he should start a Kickstarter where everyone who backs it gets to use the car for a certain amount of time in the year based on how much they put in. 
Think about it, Tony.

Tony Kaye….THE Tony Kaye who directed American History X, is selling his car for $8 billion. I’d buy it, but you know…I have an unhealthy addiction to eating and living in a house.

But I think he should start a Kickstarter where everyone who backs it gets to use the car for a certain amount of time in the year based on how much they put in. 

Think about it, Tony.

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Stop. You’re making it worse.

Stop. You’re making it worse.

theavc:

We don’t know how to tell you this, but the film that this picture is from is actually not terrible. We might even say it’s good. Really.

There’s something sort of soothing about seeing Arnold back on the big screen. I’m going to see this because I am a sucker for everyone in this film, and I’m a sucker for this type of movie. I’m not defending my choice to see it, or even saying it’s going to be a good movie. But I’ll probably enjoy it nonetheless. 

theavc:

We don’t know how to tell you this, but the film that this picture is from is actually not terrible. We might even say it’s good. Really.

There’s something sort of soothing about seeing Arnold back on the big screen. I’m going to see this because I am a sucker for everyone in this film, and I’m a sucker for this type of movie. I’m not defending my choice to see it, or even saying it’s going to be a good movie. But I’ll probably enjoy it nonetheless. 

totalfilm:

 Peter Farrelly talks Dumb And Dumber To
Peter Farrelly has been talking about upcoming sequel Dumb And Dumber To (surely a strong contender for worst title ever), with the director promising that fans won’t be disappointed…

I actually think it’s a great title. It fits right in with the characters.

totalfilm:

Peter Farrelly talks Dumb And Dumber To

Peter Farrelly has been talking about upcoming sequel Dumb And Dumber To (surely a strong contender for worst title ever), with the director promising that fans won’t be disappointed…

I actually think it’s a great title. It fits right in with the characters.

theavc:

Tina Fey may join The Muppets sequel. That sentence feels so right.

theavc:

Tina Fey may join The Muppets sequel. That sentence feels so right.

totalfilm:


 Marvel Phase 2 - The Complete Guide

I think it would be really cool if the Ant-Man movie overlapped with the first Avengers movie and they showed a bunch of shots from that epic NY City battle scene, revealing that Ant-Man was there the whole time. Kind of like Ender’s Shadow, showing Bean’s perspective of a story we’ve already seen. 

totalfilm:

Marvel Phase 2 - The Complete Guide

I think it would be really cool if the Ant-Man movie overlapped with the first Avengers movie and they showed a bunch of shots from that epic NY City battle scene, revealing that Ant-Man was there the whole time. Kind of like Ender’s Shadow, showing Bean’s perspective of a story we’ve already seen. 

scottlava:

“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”

scottlava:

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.

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jonnyetc:

This Christmas I was commissioned by Bryan Cranston’s assistant to design the actor a gift that wasn’t wall art or apparel. So naturally I created a VHS package design for the Breaking Bad Animated Christmas Special, “I’m Dreaming of a Walter White Christmas!”. Merry (the day after) Christmas, everyone!

That’s really cool.

heyoscarwilde:

Stay Puft S’more

created by Brad Hill :: via siraudio.deviantart.com

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jonnyetc:

Opening Tuesday, December 4th, Gallery 1988 presents A Tribute to Judd Apatow, an art show inspired by the comedic producer. Judd will be hosting the event himself, so if you’re in the area, I highly suggest that you RSVP at gallery1988melrose@gmail.com. 
Here is my contribution to the show entitled, “Sweet Brick” inspired by the film Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. Hope you like it!

jonnyetc:

Opening Tuesday, December 4th, Gallery 1988 presents A Tribute to Judd Apatow, an art show inspired by the comedic producer. Judd will be hosting the event himself, so if you’re in the area, I highly suggest that you RSVP at gallery1988melrose@gmail.com

Here is my contribution to the show entitled, “Sweet Brick” inspired by the film Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. Hope you like it!

totalfilm:

 Rumour: Warner Bros has an actor to play Batman in Justice League?

I really hope this is true.
chuckhistory:

Shame on him! That General David Patraeus.  

chuckhistory:

Shame on him! That General David Patraeus.  

totalfilm:

 50 Greatest Tim Burton Characters

Spoiler alert: They’re all played by Johnny Depp

totalfilm:

50 Greatest Tim Burton Characters

Spoiler alert: They’re all played by Johnny Depp