Tumblr Crushes:
wucas-young - Well well well, look who got the top spot.
awkward-elevator - #LOL tagged twice in its first 2 weeks! 
jennasty - Still nasty after all these years.
thedaddycomplex - Looks good in a bathing suit.
dratini-martini - Shaken, not stirred.
pizzagangordie - It’s okay. He’s a scientist.
finalellipsis - Makes poop jokes.
cityblue30 - The source of most of my Avengers posts.
cutlerish - Develops amazing software, on a Mac.

Tumblr Crushes:

finalellipsis replied to your post: finalellipsis started following you

finalellipsis started following you

Tumblr Crushes:
cityblue30 He’s a ham, but in America we call that Canadian Bacon.
topherchris He’s an Orangutan
weareorangutans They are Orangutans
aperilousjourney Ninja stuff
huffpostcomedy I used to think this blog was about huffing paint fumes
therealscumbagsteve Scumdog Millionaire
beardycoxmilkshakeman His milkshakes bring all boys to the yard
theclearlydope clearly
finalellipsis I don’t get it

Tumblr Crushes:

Nick Furry - “What are you prepared to do?”
(‘shopped by Sam)

Nick Furry - “What are you prepared to do?”

(‘shopped by Sam)

The Snaper - Teaching the dark arts of long distance snaping.
(‘shopped by Sam)

The Snaper - Teaching the dark arts of long distance snaping.

(‘shopped by Sam)

cityblue30:

vandalizenate:

One more from Sam!
The monster from the previous one has mutated…

SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST! KILL IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES!

I’m puking out of my eye holes right now. Somebody take Sam’s computer away from him before he does any more damage.

cityblue30:

vandalizenate:

One more from Sam!

The monster from the previous one has mutated…

SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST! KILL IT BEFORE IT ESCAPES!

I’m puking out of my eye holes right now. Somebody take Sam’s computer away from him before he does any more damage.

Jimmies:

officially rustled.

Accurate crush list is accurate.
Tumblr Crushes:
afternoonsnoozebutton
finalellipsis
thefrogman
sirmitchell
xwhatserface
collegehumor
pizzagangordie
kermit-the-blog
aperilousjourney
You don’t GIF Bomb the Zeddie.

You don’t GIF Bomb the Zeddie.

(Source: gifbomblady)

A typical IM conversation between Sam and I

  • Me: You there? I got a question.
  • Sam: What's up?
  • Me: I have an idea and I'm trying to figure out which version of it is funnier.
  • Sam: Okay.
  • Me: (explains first version of idea in great detail)
  • Sam: Okay...
  • Me: (explains second version of idea in great detail)
  • Sam: (Starts to type an answer)
  • Me: Nevermind, I decided I like the first version better.
  • Sam: Okay.
  • Me: I should just open up a word document titled "Sam" and write out my questions there.
Tumblr Crushes:
pizzagangordie Pizza!
finalellipsis …!
slacktory Slack!
nickdouglas Nick!
lifeisaslowharold This is one of my oldest improv buddies/mentors. He’s also a great photographer.
samaralex Sam!
cityblue30 City!
crispyspacebacon Bacon!
azureusblue Azure!

Tumblr Crushes:

Sketch me like one of your French girls

Sketch me like one of your French girls

(Source: finalellipsis)

Tumblr Crushes:
cityblue30 He sent me a beaver finger puppet.
damnthatswhack #WHACK
pleatedjeans Follow him on Twitter too! @pleatedjeans
seulery blogging for 2
huffpostcomedy Great source for funny videos
pizzagangordie Has pizza in his blog name
gifbomblady She’ll get you every time.
slipperymangoes Why can’t I hold all these mangoes?
finalellipsis I don’t get it.

Tumblr Crushes:

finalellipsis replied to your photo: Now if only some GIF master could make all their…

some gif master you say?

No Sam, you couldn’t handle this.