finalellipsis replied to your link: Sam wants the D
what is wrong with you
Tumblr Crushes:
- pricklylegs - Prickly
- officialcomedy - comedy
- afternoonsnoozebutton - after
- finalellipsis - lips
- dailydot - daily
- splintersdojo - do
- chrismenning - men.
- cityblue30 - It
- awkward-elevator awkward.
Anonymous asked: Oh that's awkward. I thought you were the same guy as finalelipsis and this account was the "best" of Nate Smith while the other blog was just "all" of Nate Smith.
I saw this right before I went to bed and laughed myself to sleep. Then I laughed in my dreams and woke up laughing. Sam is going to really hate this.
My 2013 New Year’s Resolutions
Tumblr Crushes:
- a-big-guy-named-tiny The biggest guy named Tiny
- memewhore The whoriest of meme whores
- pricklylegs The prickliest of legs
- thefrogman The froggiest of men
- cityblue30 The bluest of cities
- finalellipsis dick
- dailydot the dailiest of dots
- ieanansidhe The ieananiest of sidhes
- aperilousjourney the perilousiest of journeys
Last year I participated in Movember. It was pretty gross, but it did result in this awesome GIF.
Should I do it again?
(Source: finalellipsis, via bestnatesmithever)
Colin Firth was in Girl with a Pearl Earring with Scarlett Johansson who was in Ghost World with Illeana Douglas who was in Stir of Echoes with Kevin Bacon.
Super great work by Finalellipsis on this one.
Found this in my archives and thought it deserved another chance.
I just realized that some of my fellow bloggers are parents.
Parents.
You know…the exact people who you wouldn’t EVER want to find your blog.
My mom is a hip cat and all, and definitely a facebook addict, but to imagine her tumbling is a nightmare. And yet here some of you are…posting away and making funnies and interacting with me on a daily basis.
And it’s funny because you probably wouldn’t ever want your kids finding your blog!
I wouldn’t say I’m a parent. I’m a kid with kids.
Also, I have already begun the process of training them to blog for me. I barely have enough time as it is. Half of this stuff was posted by them today.
finalellipsis replied to your photo: This is me doing improv.
were the words “flying blowjob used in that skit?
Skit….
ಠ_ಠ
Let’s play the How many blogs does Nate Smith need? game.
I’m only about 40% sure he doesn’t partially run MY blog.
80 of the 90 blags I follow are Nate Smith’s
Plot twist: Nate is a fictional character created by Tumblrbot so he can practice in different comedy styles, like Data. Of course now you are going to ask who Sam Holmquist is, too.
But are you sure you want to know that?
Yes I would
tell me tell me
Ok, I warned you
THERE IS NO SAM
Everyone is Sam.
You can be elected as The Most Sam by the Secret Sam Society, or the Triple-S, though.
But trust me on this one - it is more frightening process than Time Lords initiation in front of the vortex.
This all seems to make sense to me. Especially the part about Sam, because much like society, Sam bugs the shit out of me, but I also need him.
(Source: mrgoldendeal, via vvhatserface)
And when I do, it’s Dos Equis…or whatever I can find.
Apparently this person loves all my old work.
(via anunturi-gratuite-alina)
Tumblr Crushes:
- wucas-young - Well well well, look who got the top spot.
- awkward-elevator - #LOL tagged twice in its first 2 weeks!
- jennasty - Still nasty after all these years.
- thedaddycomplex - Looks good in a bathing suit.
- dratini-martini - Shaken, not stirred.
- pizzagangordie - It’s okay. He’s a scientist.
- finalellipsis - Makes poop jokes.
- cityblue30 - The source of most of my Avengers posts.
- cutlerish - Develops amazing software, on a Mac.
