The Life and Times of Tumblr Jesus by Clinton James
aka “The Greatest Story Ever Reblogged”
This is hilarious. There are more at Slacktory.com, and they’re even funnier.
Parachute Snagged on Statue of Jesus
And the lord reached out his hand, and the man said, “Can you put me down now?”
(Source: azureusblue)
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Of course Jesus lives in California. [more blasphemous photos]
DOB: 12/25/0000 & Easter.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a3fmF8qm1qdqyxho1_500.jpg)
Tumblr Eastr is tomorrow. I have queued up over 50 of my original posts, or posts I contributed to, from the last 2 years. I have also tagged all of those posts with “Tumblr Eastr” so after tomorrow you can browse through them anytime you want by going here.
I suggest that everyone tag their Tumblr Eastr posts the same way so next week I can browse through them all reblog all of your great stuff.
Let’s use Tumblr Eastr as a way to resurrect and celebrate the great O.C.
Tumblr Easter is coming up.
1. Don’t post anything new.
2. Reblog or Repost old posts that deserve to be resurected.
3. Eat chocolate.
*If you reblog this, the Tumblr Panda will bring you a new pair of underwear for Tumblr Eastr.
(via chuckhistory)
Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions
“And Thomas was amazed, even though he wished Jesus had asked to use the eggs before performing such miracles.”
(Source: College Humor)
Anonymous asked: Dude, your johnson is like better than jesus, 'cause you now... your banana is actually real. Yes I'm talking about your willy.
Oh c’mon…I’m sure Jesus would have picture-in-picture.
(Source: iraffiruse, via beardycoxmilkshakeman)
Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Papercraft by Markus/digitprop
The way it was always meant to be! To make your own Raptor-Riding Buddy Christ, download the PDF at this differently colored link.
(via: SuperPunch)
I feel enlightened!
(via flubbernuggens)
