And pizza…a lot of pizza.

lidia-mirabelaalbu:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

lidia-mirabelaalbu:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

(via lidia-mirabelaalbu)

slacktory:

The Life and Times of Tumblr Jesus by Clinton James

aka “The Greatest Story Ever Reblogged”

This is hilarious. There are more at Slacktory.com, and they’re even funnier. 

cityblue30:

collegehumor:

Parachute Snagged on Statue of Jesus
And the lord reached out his hand, and the man said, “Can you put me down now?”  

cityblue30:

collegehumor:

Parachute Snagged on Statue of Jesus

And the lord reached out his hand, and the man said, “Can you put me down now?”  

teamcoco:

Of course Jesus lives in California. [more blasphemous photos]

DOB: 12/25/0000 & Easter.

teamcoco:

Of course Jesus lives in California. [more blasphemous photos]

DOB: 12/25/0000 & Easter.

Tumblr Eastr is tomorrow. I have queued up over 50 of my original posts, or posts I contributed to, from the last 2 years. I have also tagged all of those posts with “Tumblr Eastr” so after tomorrow you can browse through them anytime you want by going here.
I suggest that everyone tag their Tumblr Eastr posts the same way so next week I can browse through them all reblog all of your great stuff.
Let’s use Tumblr Eastr as a way to resurrect and celebrate the great O.C.


chuckhistory:
Tumblr Easter is coming up. 
1. Don’t post anything new. 
2. Reblog or Repost old posts that deserve to be resurected. 
3. Eat chocolate.
*If you reblog this, the Tumblr Panda will bring you a new pair of underwear for Tumblr Eastr. 

Tumblr Eastr is tomorrow. I have queued up over 50 of my original posts, or posts I contributed to, from the last 2 years. I have also tagged all of those posts with “Tumblr Eastr” so after tomorrow you can browse through them anytime you want by going here.

I suggest that everyone tag their Tumblr Eastr posts the same way so next week I can browse through them all reblog all of your great stuff.

Let’s use Tumblr Eastr as a way to resurrect and celebrate the great O.C.

chuckhistory:

Tumblr Easter is coming up. 

1. Don’t post anything new. 

2. Reblog or Repost old posts that deserve to be resurected. 

3. Eat chocolate.

*If you reblog this, the Tumblr Panda will bring you a new pair of underwear for Tumblr Eastr. 

(via chuckhistory)

chuckhistory:

Tumblr Easter is coming!!!
1. Don’t post anything new. 
2. Reblog or Repost old posts that deserve to be resurected. 
3. Eat chocolate.
*If you reblog this, the Tumblr Panda will bring you a new pair of underwear for Tumblr Eastr. 

chuckhistory:

Tumblr Easter is coming!!!

1. Don’t post anything new. 

2. Reblog or Repost old posts that deserve to be resurected. 

3. Eat chocolate.

*If you reblog this, the Tumblr Panda will bring you a new pair of underwear for Tumblr Eastr. 

collegehumor:

Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions
“And Thomas was amazed, even though he wished Jesus had asked to use the eggs before performing such miracles.”

collegehumor:

Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions

“And Thomas was amazed, even though he wished Jesus had asked to use the eggs before performing such miracles.”

(Source: College Humor)

Anonymous said: Dude, your johnson is like better than jesus, 'cause you now... your banana is actually real. Yes I'm talking about your willy.

Oh c’mon…I’m sure Jesus would have picture-in-picture.

Oh c’mon…I’m sure Jesus would have picture-in-picture.

(Source: iraffiruse, via beardycoxmilkshakeman)

Tags: jesus hockey

ianbrooks:

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Papercraft by Markus/digitprop
The way it was always meant to be! To make your own Raptor-Riding Buddy Christ, download the PDF at this differently colored link. 

(via: SuperPunch)

ianbrooks:

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Papercraft by Markus/digitprop

The way it was always meant to be! To make your own Raptor-Riding Buddy Christ, download the PDF at this differently colored link

(via: SuperPunch)

thefrogman:

Chuck Norris uses HIGH KICK. It’s super effective. 

I choose ‘chucks!

bestnatesmithever:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

This is better.

bestnatesmithever:

Jesus, take the wheel…of…fortune!

This is better.

I feel enlightened!

I feel enlightened!

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