• Wife: Can you imagine what it's like having a baby kicking inside your stomach?
  • Me: Like eating Taco Bell?

Tags: Jokes whack

I know I’ve been posting a lot of these. I think I’m going to have to put my thoughts on this subject into a video.

I know I’ve been posting a lot of these. I think I’m going to have to put my thoughts on this subject into a video.

With special guest @pleatedjeans

With special guest @pleatedjeans

The Michael Bay Story: Based on a true explosion

The Michael Bay Story: Based on a true explosion

"I’m way more hunger than you bro!"

"I’m way more hunger than you bro!"

I’ll settle for a sandwich wife.

I’ll settle for a sandwich wife.

bobbyfinger:

If Nelly Furtado were a frittata, her hit song would be “I’m Like An Egg” probably.

bobbyfinger:

If Nelly Furtado were a frittata, her hit song would be “I’m Like An Egg” probably.