This is well done.

collegehumor:

Fake Hunger Games Coca Cola Commercial

Dystopian societies are what happen when you tell a waitress that Pepsi isn’t okay.

(Source: College Humor)

How do you kill Batman Cola? Put it in the Freezer.

How do you kill Batman Cola? Put it in the Freezer.

(via the-awesomer)

thefrogman:

“Why do you spell mountain that way?”
“It’s edgy and hip. Xtreme spelling, man. The kids love it when you leave out letters.”
“But you left out so many. Mtn could stand for all kinds of things. Mitten Dew. Mutton Dew. Matin’ Dew.”
“Look man, you are young. One day you’ll understand.”
“People might think it’s an acronym. Monkey Taint Nectar. Malevolent Tyrant Nads. Merlin Tit Nipples. I really think you should add the letters back in. Although… you do taste like Monkey Taint Nectar.” 

They need to make a Princess Bride version Mutton Dew. It’ll take a miracle.

thefrogman:

“Why do you spell mountain that way?”

“It’s edgy and hip. Xtreme spelling, man. The kids love it when you leave out letters.”

“But you left out so many. Mtn could stand for all kinds of things. Mitten Dew. Mutton Dew. Matin’ Dew.”

“Look man, you are young. One day you’ll understand.”

“People might think it’s an acronym. Monkey Taint Nectar. Malevolent Tyrant Nads. Merlin Tit Nipples. I really think you should add the letters back in. Although… you do taste like Monkey Taint Nectar.” 

They need to make a Princess Bride version Mutton Dew. It’ll take a miracle.

(Source: fuckyeahfelines)