Oh my god! Hobolunchbox, you are the best!!!!
I had to go to page 5737 for this. This better be worth it.
This was written before I had kids. You can tell because I say I perform live comedy several times a week.
Nosesplash.com is now defunct.
Man, I’m a sappy little dork.
Also…I hate to tell you this now that you already traveled 5,737 pages through my blog, but you can very easily find this post of any Tumblog simply by using the archive. Just add /archive onto the end of their URL.
Also, thank you NoPandasWereHarmed for reblogging approximately half of my entire blog. You win Best Follower of the Best Nate Smith Ever Ever. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
(submitted by Hobolunch Box)
Oh…George Cloney. That makes sense. Except that movie isn’t real. There is no Batman & Robin movie. You guys are all the druggiest of drug heads.