jestcomedy:

#5 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: When Mitt Romney Ran Bane Capital, because who knows how diabolical those tax returns could be?
Check out all our favorites today on Tumblr.

jestcomedy:

#5 on Jest’s Top Five Mitt Romney Mashups: When Mitt Romney Ran Bane Capital, because who knows how diabolical those tax returns could be?

Check out all our favorites today on Tumblr.

jpjopj:

A Batman inspired diagram to celebrate the opening of The Dark Knight Rises
(also featured in the I Love Charts book)

jpjopj:

A Batman inspired diagram to celebrate the opening of The Dark Knight Rises

(also featured in the I Love Charts book)

collegehumor:

The Dark Knight Retires
Batman has finally thrown in the bat towel.

collegehumor:

The Dark Knight Retires

Batman has finally thrown in the bat towel.

(Source: College Humor, via cityblue30-deactivated20140813)

parislemon:

Full reviews are embargoed until July 19 (the day before it opens), but Metro has some social media reactions from a select group of critics who saw a screening of The Dark Knight Rises yesterday. The gist:

The Dark Knight Rises received a standing ovation from US critics at a preview screening with some journalists raving that it left them in tears and ‘speechless’.

Rises, indeed.

Dear pants,
I will be shitting in you soon.

parislemon:

Full reviews are embargoed until July 19 (the day before it opens), but Metro has some social media reactions from a select group of critics who saw a screening of The Dark Knight Rises yesterday. The gist:

The Dark Knight Rises received a standing ovation from US critics at a preview screening with some journalists raving that it left them in tears and ‘speechless’.

Rises, indeed.

Dear pants,

I will be shitting in you soon.

totalfilm:

15 Ways To Reboot Batman After The Dark Knight Rises

I read through this entire article. It was long, but good. But here’s what I’d like to see. I want to see Robin. Not the Robin Chris O’Donnell gave us. Not the Robin they paired with Adam West.
I want to see Batman recruit a teammate who he envisions will someday take his place. He would be an angry youth who lost his parents the same way Bruce Wayne did. I want to watch Batman train him the way we got to see Henri Ducard train Batman. Then I want to watch as they learn how to work together and as Batman continues to allow Robin to do more and more on his own until one night Batman stays in the cave and pushes Robin out of the nest.
I also imagine the name Robin wouldn’t be one chosen voluntarily. I imagine a scene where a criminal sees Batman’s sidekick, who is smaller in comparison, and says something like, “He don’t look like a Bat man. He looks more like a Bird boy!”

totalfilm:

15 Ways To Reboot Batman After The Dark Knight Rises

I read through this entire article. It was long, but good. But here’s what I’d like to see. I want to see Robin. Not the Robin Chris O’Donnell gave us. Not the Robin they paired with Adam West.

I want to see Batman recruit a teammate who he envisions will someday take his place. He would be an angry youth who lost his parents the same way Bruce Wayne did. I want to watch Batman train him the way we got to see Henri Ducard train Batman. Then I want to watch as they learn how to work together and as Batman continues to allow Robin to do more and more on his own until one night Batman stays in the cave and pushes Robin out of the nest.

I also imagine the name Robin wouldn’t be one chosen voluntarily. I imagine a scene where a criminal sees Batman’s sidekick, who is smaller in comparison, and says something like, “He don’t look like a Bat man. He looks more like a Bird boy!”

awkward-elevator:

Surprise!

awkward-elevator:

Surprise!

(Source: awkward-elevator)

comicsalliance:

Mountain Dew Batman is the Saddest Batman There is 
By Chris Sims
As you may already be aware, there’s a movie about Batman called The Dark Knight Rises coming out this summer, and as is the case with any big-budget super-hero flick, that means we’re going to get some product tie-ins. Who can forget how Dominos Pizza reflected the complex themes of morality and sacrifice in 2008’s The Dark Knight by offering a pizza with double the pepperoni?! I assure you, my arteries will never forget.
This time around, it’s Mountain Dew, and not only is there a new flavor that’s allegedly inspired by Batman, there’s also a website and, more importantly, an in-store display that looks like the Saddest Batman Ever.
Read more.

comicsalliance:

Mountain Dew Batman is the Saddest Batman There is

By Chris Sims

As you may already be aware, there’s a movie about Batman called The Dark Knight Rises coming out this summer, and as is the case with any big-budget super-hero flick, that means we’re going to get some product tie-ins. Who can forget how Dominos Pizza reflected the complex themes of morality and sacrifice in 2008’s The Dark Knight by offering a pizza with double the pepperoni?! I assure you, my arteries will never forget.

This time around, it’s Mountain Dew, and not only is there a new flavor that’s allegedly inspired by Batman, there’s also a website and, more importantly, an in-store display that looks like the Saddest Batman Ever.

Read more.

herochan:

The Dark Knight Rises

illustrations/animations by Clay Rodery

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