slacktory:

Titanic 2: Cruise Control (A Movie Mashup by Nate Smith)

If this trailer’s any indication, I think combining Titanic and Speed 2 would result in a movie that’s better than either of them.

I still can’t believe they made a Speed 2. Holy crap, what a stinker. At least the Titanic score in this video gives it an undeserved sense of dignity.

Titanic and Speed 2…they’re pretty much the same movie.

modernprimate:

1) Get a colonoscopy. 2) Get five colonoscopies. 3) Hand scrub the Playboy grotto. 4) Get lost in the snowy wilderness whilst being chased by wolves.
Via 11 Things I’d Rather Do Than See Titanic 3D

modernprimate:

1) Get a colonoscopy.
2) Get five colonoscopies.
3) Hand scrub the Playboy grotto.
4) Get lost in the snowy wilderness whilst being chased by wolves.

Via 11 Things I’d Rather Do Than See Titanic 3D