This was written by my wife

  • Chandler: How does the baby get out of the tummy?
  • Me: Well....(LONG PAUSE). You know how boys have a penis and girls don't? Well girls have a hole called a vagina and it opens up and the baby comes out.
  • Chandler: Out of the gina?
  • (I reach for my phone to call Nate because he can't miss this moment. Chandler sees me reaching for my phone. Often when we talk about something that he doesn't know about I will google pictures so he can see what is it.)
  • Chandler: Mommy, are you going to show me pictures of ginas?

Tags: vaginas

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