You’re just trying to get me to post more audio of me singing
Very well. Here’s a quick not-good-at-all-didn’t-warm-up-or-anything clip of me singing Deck The Halls, jerkface.
Holy crap, Chelsea! You sound amazing. And you hit that last note perfectly.
(Source: vvhatserface)
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MY HEART IS BROKEN. UNFOLLOWED *dramatically runs out of room crying*
Chelsea tries to get serious for a moment, but I’m having none of that.
xwhatserface replied to your post: xwhatserface replied to your photoset: Parker and…
FINE THEN DONT’ TAKE THE COMPLIMENT GAH
xwhatserface replied to your photoset: Parker and I had some fun with Photo Booth.
Your children have no chance at being normal. Good job.
I don’t like the terms “normal” and “weird” in regards to people. There are way too many people on this planet for those words to even be applicable.
xwhatserface replied to your post: xwhatserface replied to your chat: Me: if Frogman…
What, am I not ~tumbler feymus~ enough to get a cute term? 8c
Well the terms were originally created to describe the “bump” we get in notes/followers from being reblogged by those bigger blogs. But when you reblog my posts, I call it getting “aroused.”
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I’m just stuck on how adorable “refrog” is
That’s the term Sam and I use for when the Frogman reblogs us. We have other terms for other big blogs.
Pleated Jeans = repleated
Damn that’s Whack = whacked
SofaPizza = Couched
Afternoon Snooze Button = Snoozed
I Love Charts = Charted
Topherchris = Sharted
Let’s play the How many blogs does Nate Smith need? game.
I’m only about 40% sure he doesn’t partially run MY blog.
80 of the 90 blags I follow are Nate Smith’s
Plot twist: Nate is a fictional character created by Tumblrbot so he can practice in different comedy styles, like Data. Of course now you are going to ask who Sam Holmquist is, too.
But are you sure you want to know that?
Yes I would
tell me tell me
Ok, I warned you
THERE IS NO SAM
Everyone is Sam.
You can be elected as The Most Sam by the Secret Sam Society, or the Triple-S, though.
But trust me on this one - it is more frightening process than Time Lords initiation in front of the vortex.
This all seems to make sense to me. Especially the part about Sam, because much like society, Sam bugs the shit out of me, but I also need him.
(Source: mrgoldendeal, via vvhatserface)
Tumblr Crushes:
- pricklylegs Don’t you shave those legs. I like them just the way they are.
- slacktory Totally legitimate Internet humor site
- rachelfershleiser She likes books. She works at Tumblr.
- collegehumor Am I too old to like humor of the college variety?
- pleatedjeans Still winning.
- mycowgoeswhee My cow goes pee
- what-is-this-i-dont-even where was that you do uneven
- xwhatserface ywhoserface
- calvinandhobbesgifs Super cool new Tumblog that creates original GIFs of Calvin and Hobbes comics.
I recommend that you follow all of these blogs. But I would especially like it if you followed Awkward Elevator, a new blog by Sam and I.
Tumblr Crushes:
Tumblr Crushes:
- slacktory Run by Nick “Fury” Douglas.
- cityblue30 Run by azureusblue
- huffpostcomedy Run by Run DMC
- xwhatserface Run Lola Run
- pleatedjeans Runny Pants
- jakefogelnest Run Foglenest Gump, Run!
- cracked Running into the ground
- mrgoldendeal RUNt
- oylintokyo Running with Nike execs
Jimmies:
officially rustled.
New profile pic courtesy of xwhatserface
